read below : do not curse me if u do not happen to like them
all the jokes below have been made by me most while studying chemistry...
with what disease would you associate people who have lots food?
APPETITUS
why could santa not deliver gifts on christmas eve?
because he had "CLAUS"TROPHOBIA
kya aap ke pass cd pe songs hai ? thought proving they can climb!
(just in case u dint get it- cd=ladder )
where do cows go for a holiday?
MOO YORK!
which cell phone companys handsets do horny people use?
SONY Erection !
why did the gray hounds not run the race?
because they were DOG TIRED from practise !
which day of the week is a nightmare for people who observe a strict diet ?
FRYDAY !
an ant once had a very bad stomach ache...what did the doctor prescribe?
ANTACID
once a few sardars went for a holiday to a town called pushkar and while over there they attended a fair...and ..started to push people out of the way ...when asked why they said... that they were at pushkar mela !!
what is the difference between u (dear reader) and i ?
j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r,s&t
Monday 30 April 2007
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